If you want to get in touch to say, oh I don't know maybe something like, "You're clearly the most talented writer in the world and once I've found the piece of me that just fell off from laughing at your amazingly funny stuff, I'm going to offer you a ten book deal as my position as head of publishing for the entire world allows me to." Then you can email me at:


as for my address, well, take a look at the picture of me on the front page, do I look a day old? No, so I won't be putting my private address on here. You're on a computer so you probably know how to send an email- fair enough?

Thanks for taking a look, I hope you enjoyed what you saw here.


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